Edward Monkton Little Person In My Glass Card
"Have ANOTHER drink," he says, "for it
will make you more ATTRACTIVE, funny,
BEAUTIFUL and wise."
"No," say I. "For I am strong and SENSIBLE
and drinking will not do those things you say."
"Alas," says he, "then I am surely DOOMED.
For if you do not keep me WET, it is my
fate to DIE."
So drink I do... and drink and drink and
DRINK. For NEVER would I have the
HEART to let a Little Person DIE.
This Edward Monkton greetings card measures about 14 x 17 cm and is made of high quality white card with rich colour and black printing. Blank inside for your own message.
Poet, artist, philosopher and interesting fellow... we love Edward Monkton here at CampusGifts! And he loves us too: so much so that he officially recommends CampusGifts on his own website as the place to buy all things Monkton!
From humble beginnings on a few greetings cards, Edward Monkton designs can now be found on everything from mugs and keyrings to phone charms, cuddly toys and even underwear!
Created by Giles Andreae, Edward Monkton is one of those peculiarly loveable characters who is instantly recognisable, despite the fact that Monkton himself doesn’t often appear on the designs. Instead, we are treated to his Interesting Thoughts that meander between the whimsical, the truthful, and the outright hilarious.
His creations include the Penguin of Death, the Pig of Happiness, the Teapot of Destiny, and too many other awesome creations to mention here. The distinctive illustrations are always accompanied by a funny thought or poem, so even though the picture may say a thousand words, he’s giving you a few extra ones for free!
You can always find absolutely everything here at CampusGifts, where we try always to stock every single Edward Monkton product.
Standard delivery within the UK is charged at a rate of £3.99. Guaranteed, signed-for Courier delivery is available for just £7.99.
|Delivery Class||Delivery Time||Delivery Charge||Orders over £50.00|
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|Premium Delivery||1 - 3 days
|Courier Delivery||Order by 2pm for
Next working day
*PLEASE NOTE: Certain items are excluded from our Free UK Delivery offer. These items are clearly indicated within their product description and within the checkout process.
Many Personalised gifts are excluded from our Free UK Delivery offer and any limited time delivery offers as they are packaged and dispatched from a separate location. Personalised items may take longer than our standard delivery times, and Premium or Courier delivery may not be available. This information will be clearly indicated on the affected items.
£2.99 UK shipping on Carrie Elspeth
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|£100 - £199.99||Not Available||£34.99|
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|Order Product Value||FedEx Priority Delivery Price|
|up to £24.99||£15.99|
|£25 - £49.99||£17.99|
|£50 - £99.99||£20.99|
Rest of World
|Order Product Value||FedEx Priority Delivery Price|
|up to £24.99||£29.99|
|£25 - £49.99||£34.99|
|£50 - £99.99||£39.99|
Extremely rarely, in the event of unusually heavy or oversized orders going to overseas destinations, these shipping tariffs will prove insufficient to cover our costs. In which case we will contact you and request that you pay a postage surcharge to equal our specific shipping costs for your order.
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Returns of Personalised Gifts
Due to the personalised nature of these items, we are only able to accept returns or offer refunds if items are damaged or faulty.
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