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The Little Person In My Glass Apron

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Little Person in my Glass
"Have ANOTHER drink," he says, "for it
will make you more ATTRACTIVE, funny,
BEAUTIFUL and wise."

"No," say I. "For I am strong and SENSIBLE
and drinking will not do those things you say."
"Alas," says he, "then I am surely DOOMED.
For if you do not keep me WET, it is my
fate to DIE."

So drink I do... and drink and drink and
DRINK. For NEVER would I have the
HEART to let a Little Person DIE.

The perfect attire for cooking and thinking the most interesting of thoughts. This Edward Monkton apron will keep your clothes protected in the kitchen, while at the same time offering a classic Monkton musing to comtemplate!

Made from 100% cotton and measuring over a metre in length, this apron is sure to make you look stunning as you throw a lovely lobster into the pot!

Measures approximately 113cm x 53cm

Edward Monkton
Poet, artist, philosopher and interesting fellow, we love Edward Monkton here at CampusGifts!* From humble beginnings on a few greetings cards, Edward Monkton designs can now be found on everything from mugs and keyrings to phone charms, cuddly toys and even underwear!

And you can find absolutely everything here at CampusGifts, where we try always to stock every single Edward Monkton product.
Click here to see our comprehensive range of Edward Monkton products

*And he loves us too: so much so that he officially recommends CampusGifts on his own website, as the place to buy all things Monkton!

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